tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25440223976788419112024-03-13T05:55:55.678-05:00Girl U So CrazyRadomness, Mayhem, and Other Off-Color RemarksUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-55706166975877810192011-12-03T05:18:00.001-06:002011-12-03T05:19:16.064-06:00Papa's Got a Brand New Bag!
What more meyhem and off color remarks?
Visit me at COCOATINI.COM
Where I'll be talking about life (and nightlife) one shot at a time.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-44527042503123684712011-09-09T23:14:00.000-05:002011-09-16T04:56:51.617-05:00And, I Hope You Fall Out of the Passenger Side of a Moving Vehicle
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font-family:"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-59258073812489236052010-05-19T17:02:00.000-05:002010-05-19T17:02:21.638-05:00Child, PLEASE!It's been a while. I need to get back to the mayhem. Now that I will be partially working for the man and partially working for myself, hopefully my mood will improve. I know, I know, I KNOW! If I was a "real" writer, my inclination to produce powerful prose (check, that alliteration, s0n) would not tie itself into my emotions. But, it does. I guess that makes me a fake writer, and strangely, I'mUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-65269345306686538792010-03-01T20:54:00.000-06:002010-03-01T20:54:08.251-06:00I'm an ARTIST...and I'm sensitive about my shhhhiiiiiizzzz...Yes, I took this. I know. It's so overwhelmingly striking that it resembles a poster. I'm about to host my own showing at an art gallery.Then, I can act all-too-important and proud about my mediocre "works."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-1824208111916235252010-02-10T01:31:00.005-06:002010-02-10T01:48:35.670-06:00Hoodrats Like Water. A Lot.Since NBA All Star in Dallas is this weekend, I've decided to revisit hoodrattedness. I'm slipping! If I'm gonna land a baller, I've gotta start craving bread and welcome a parched throat. That way I'll have enough belly room for all the water I'm gonna need to cure cotton mouth.
First, I need to step my swag up. I'm looking very Plane Jane. The look is too studious; I'm slipping. I'm in dire Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-42527558798819511112010-02-03T00:56:00.004-06:002010-02-10T01:45:21.484-06:00He Likes Cracks, Not CootersSo, I met this guy when I was 26 years old. And what I loved most, he had so much soul.... This guy was great. My dream. Tall and brown.
One great sense of humor. Check
Two degrees. Check.
Three Piece suit and impeccable taste. Check.
Four vehicles: two cars, a motorcycle and a boat. Check.
Five star restaurants and vacation spots. Check.
Over six feet tall. Check.
And, he was fine. Not no Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-8785152027092755772010-01-18T15:48:00.000-06:002010-01-18T15:48:10.062-06:00Photo Jojo!
I skimmed through the cutest DIY book called PhotoJojo: Insanely Great Photo Projects and DIY Ideas by Amit Gupta & Kelly Jensen. I've decided that I'm going to try to take a picture everyday for a month. There, I said it. Now, I have to stick to it!
Thinking I might use Tumblr for this...hmmm. Oh, and you can get PhotoJojo's newsletter here.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-83775702232836618462010-01-18T00:35:00.003-06:002011-11-09T06:25:37.094-06:00Girl, U So Dirty!
Kids, I need to take a shower. The lack of full-time job has compromised my hygene. I've got to get back on a regular schedule. I admit this because there's no sense in walking around with wavy smell lines and clouds of dust (think: Pig-Pen) radiating from my hair, underarms and lady parts. It's shameful. It's rude. It's soo not cute. Wearing the same outfit for three and a half days is Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-37011688253552923482009-12-13T23:38:00.001-06:002009-12-13T23:38:44.189-06:00The show this in the day time???Tsk, tsk, tsk at the Food Network for showing content not suitable for minors. What's up with the culinary porn? Yeah, I said it. And, I'm talking to you, Giada.
Anyone who's watched Giada De Laurentiis on her show Everyday Italian knows what I'm getting at. The soft, seductive vocals; sultry background muzak; unrealisticly full mounds, neat bushels, and sizeable carrots; and of course: the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-27055223611381520722009-12-11T06:34:00.001-06:002009-12-11T06:34:33.612-06:00Wanna Get Rid of Your Kids? For Good?
How about killing them off by buying them a Zhu Zhu Pet Hamster? or killing yourself off by listening to the theme song on their website?
If you've watched the news this past week, there were reports the toy hamsters contained chemicals that could harm children. There was a media frenzy about how scary and hateful these toys were, until the FDA and the manufacturer stepped in. Though it was Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-54159276191573715972009-11-24T03:04:00.000-06:002009-11-24T03:04:50.624-06:00Girl, U So Famous!!
I've now become my very own YOUTUBE CELEBRITY. Oh yes, I'm live & in color. Don't be mad when I become the next B. Scott, complete with dance sequences, love muffins and all!
Go watch me speak on the joys of unemployment and other "Why has Thou forsaken meeeee?" moments: Krish1922's ChannelUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-86727482882447472122009-11-24T02:34:00.000-06:002009-11-24T02:34:37.153-06:00I Like Dancing in my Living RoomDJ Shad & B. Hardy - SHUTUUUP! the Mixtape
Download here: http://tinyurl.com/shutuptape
It's pretty great; kinda like like Tony the Tiger. Especially when y'all know I'm a harsh critic of rappers' vocabularies.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-66132993485739158222009-10-24T18:27:00.001-05:002009-10-24T18:28:45.069-05:00TumblrweedsI'm thinkin' 'bout talmbout moving this blog to Tumblr. What do y'all think?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-80391833299852720582009-10-20T15:28:00.001-05:002009-10-20T15:30:40.705-05:00Girl, How U Like Them Apples???"A revolutionary woman can't have no reactionary man. If he's not about liberation, if he's not about struggle, if he ain't about building a strong Black family, if he ain't about building a strong Black nation, then he ain't about nothing." -- Assata ShakurUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-78769849871839619932009-10-15T18:13:00.003-05:002009-10-15T18:22:03.344-05:00Is He Teaching Any Classes?Via: Crunk & DisorderlyUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-13280148256240051382009-10-08T01:44:00.003-05:002009-10-08T01:47:25.637-05:00Blow the Whistle!Y'all know this is my song! If only I could get this put on the Cobalt! Bless Rubb Bubb & Lil' Sis' hearts.Dead @ 1:36 mark & beyond.AND they ran the stopsign...I'm done.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-59581797799166426592009-10-08T01:35:00.003-05:002009-10-08T01:38:06.165-05:00all black EVERYTHING.This is an image I made for my other site [Glossy | Game] for all things black this fall.Loving it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-68941364110488113902009-10-05T23:14:00.004-05:002009-10-05T23:20:40.004-05:00Girl, U So Pro Nails!Jockin' my fresh -- jockin', jockin' my FRESH.My take on the pseudo, watered-down Afro Punk movement among teens I affectionately call "Colorful Fashions."I always get compliments on my creative adventures as they pertain to beauty and fashion.On what do people compliment you most?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-20640915596522624872009-09-22T01:12:00.001-05:002009-09-22T01:14:28.688-05:00Girl U So Introspective: A New DayI posted this as my Facebook status yesterday and I will post it again here. Because I want to be CLEAR:"From Sept to Sept, I've been burdened, scared, devastated, dead, unstable, angry, disappointed, confused. I confronted the devil & won, yet still learning to trust God again. I've felt a lonliness you can't imagine, yet have never been so proud & full of promise. I've failed; crashed Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-81335123824237705732009-09-19T23:58:00.007-05:002009-09-20T00:27:52.256-05:00Top Four: Joys of Retail GreetingI'm finding myself back in retail...after I said I'd never go back. Not that I've gone back out of love, but out of necessity. However, that is neither here nor there...and my retail woes aren't the point of this post. Well, I take that back; they are the point of this post. Here are my TOP FOUR joys of retail services as they pertain to meeting & greeting; "hi, how are you" if you will:Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-41345650307252395382009-09-15T23:02:00.003-05:002009-09-15T23:14:37.934-05:00Overnight CelebrityI want my 15 minutes of fame, dang it! Why enroll in acting classes, learning to smile with my eyes, when I can become an insta-celeb; a reality star of sorts?Hello YouTube! I'm thinking of starting my own channel. I'm already addicted, why not contribute to the monster? I've got a trusty formerly white MacBook and a lot on my mind. I can be the next LonleyGirl15, only in poor, back-lit bathroom Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-29537278434004574442009-09-14T03:32:00.004-05:002009-09-14T03:37:36.691-05:00everybody's talkin all this stuff about me...This fool was jammin' back in '9os! These kid's and their colorful fashions ain't got nothing on Bobby's gumby! And, check out the pelvic roll in the intro...CLASSIC! I'm starting a petition for Chris Brown to remake this!! I said it once, and I'll say it again! Chris Brown, forget about Brittany Spears, do a remake!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-87851273328110624042009-09-09T22:20:00.003-05:002009-09-09T22:24:32.256-05:00Girl, U so Wise!I moved to Dallas in January, only to move back home in September after losing my job before the three month mark. The number one thing I learned was:Wait ninety-ONE days before you brang yo' sh*t to another state!!!(See the post below)Just wanted to pass on that little pearl of wisdom, chil'ren! Now, let me go get ready to snap for the kids!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-51666307510835633802009-08-30T14:33:00.003-05:002009-08-30T14:43:27.217-05:00Transient!...or as I like to say girl, free-sprited! This is what my apartment looks like! Oh, the horrors of moving! I hate moving. I want to bless someone else...*cough, cough* get rid of *cough, cough* with my love seat, book cases, pots & pans, and other hand-me-down furniture wonders of the 80s and 90s. It's not that I think I'm too good for this stuff. I just don't want the baggage! If it don't Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2544022397678841911.post-60382117725783110622009-08-29T19:15:00.004-05:002009-08-29T19:41:00.313-05:00Shira, U So SugarFree!Y'all know I am obsessed with YouTube. It's to the point where YouTube is getting all Mariah on me, trying to front me out like, "Girl, why u so obsessed wit me?!" I was wailing that chorus. Yes I was, girl; yes I was. Don't judge me. ...ANYWAY...You know what, I like this girl's style. Random, scatterbrained, chatty & she drops pearl of wisdom every time. I love it! Go watch SugarFree TV, Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0