Child, PLEASE!

It's been a while. I need to get back to the mayhem. Now that I will be partially working for the man and partially working for myself, hopefully my mood will improve. I know, I know, I KNOW! If I was a "real" writer, my inclination to produce powerful prose (check, that alliteration, s0n) would not tie itself into my emotions. But, it does. I guess that makes me a fake writer, and strangely, I'm okay with that.

Have a nice day! :D

I'm an ARTIST

...and I'm sensitive about my shhhhiiiiiizzzz...

Yes, I took this. 

I know.

 It's so overwhelmingly striking that it resembles a poster. 

I'm about to host my own showing at an art gallery.

Then, I can act all-too-important and proud about my mediocre "works."

Photo Jojo!

I skimmed through the cutest DIY book called PhotoJojo: Insanely Great Photo Projects and DIY Ideas by Amit Gupta & Kelly Jensen. I've decided that I'm going to try to take a picture everyday for a month. There, I said it. Now, I have to stick to it!

Thinking I might use Tumblr for this...hmmm. Oh, and you can get PhotoJojo's newsletter here.

Girl, U So Famous!!

I've now become my very own YOUTUBE CELEBRITY. Oh yes, I'm live & in color. Don't be mad when I become the next B. Scott, complete with dance sequences, love muffins and all!

Go watch me speak on the joys of unemployment and other "Why has Thou forsaken meeeee?" moments: Krish1922's Channel

I Like Dancing in my Living Room

DJ Shad & B. Hardy - SHUTUUUP! the Mixtape
Download here: http://tinyurl.com/shutuptape

It's pretty great; kinda like like Tony the Tiger. Especially when y'all know I'm a harsh critic of rappers' vocabularies.

Tumblrweeds

I'm thinkin' 'bout talmbout moving this blog to Tumblr. What do y'all think?

Girl, U So Pro Nails!

Jockin' my fresh -- jockin', jockin' my FRESH.
My take on the pseudo, watered-down Afro Punk movement among teens I affectionately call "Colorful Fashions."
I always get compliments on my creative adventures as they pertain to beauty and fashion.
On what do people compliment you most?

Overnight Celebrity

I want my 15 minutes of fame, dang it! Why enroll in acting classes, learning to smile with my eyes, when I can become an insta-celeb; a reality star of sorts?

Hello YouTube! I'm thinking of starting my own channel. I'm already addicted, why not contribute to the monster? I've got a trusty formerly white MacBook and a lot on my mind. I can be the next LonleyGirl15, only in poor, back-lit bathroom lighting. I could talk about topics like feminism, afros and NOH8; about dating, Jesus and the perils of being a Have Not. The possibilities are abundant and endless!

What's wrong with microwaving my success and skyrocketing to viral video stardom?

everybody's talkin all this stuff about me...

This fool was jammin' back in '9os! These kid's and their colorful fashions ain't got nothing on Bobby's gumby! And, check out the pelvic roll in the intro...CLASSIC! I'm starting a petition for Chris Brown to remake this!! I said it once, and I'll say it again! Chris Brown, forget about Brittany Spears, do a remake!

Shira, U So SugarFree!

Y'all know I am obsessed with YouTube. It's to the point where YouTube is getting all Mariah on me, trying to front me out like, "Girl, why u so obsessed wit me?!" I was wailing that chorus. Yes I was, girl; yes I was. Don't judge me.

...ANYWAY...

You know what, I like this girl's style. Random, scatterbrained, chatty & she drops pearl of wisdom every time. I love it!

Go watch SugarFree TV, fool.